Today, Adventures in Online Dating brought me this gem:
This really happened.
This. After having to add to my online profile yesterday in the “You should message me if…” section:
Oh – one last thing: you don’t own any birds.
I just don’t even know what to do, people. I’ll let you come to your own conclusions. But in the meantime, I may be thinking that perhaps Alcoholic Kevin isn’t so bad after all…